Beth Jones is a college freshman, majoring in biology. She wants to take her relationship with her boyfriend, Derek Ryan, to the next level by spicing up their sex life as per his wishes. After an eventful sexy night, Beth wakes up in the morning with a long, luxurious and un-removable beard. Derek panics at this unwelcome trait of Beth and mercilessly tries to get rid of it. Ultimately, Beth re-evaluates her relationship with Derek and chooses her beard over him.